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Post by dalejrfan on Jun 4, 2005 6:37:47 GMT -5
Sloppy Drunk
There was a guy who had never learned to hold his liquor very well and usually puked down the front of his suit well before he got home. One evening, he was talking to a friend and said, "My wife said that if I come home covered in puke one more time that she is never going to let me go out drinking again. What am I going to do?" His friend advised him to keep a $10 bill in his jacket pocket and to tell his wife that someone else had done it and then given him the money to have his suit cleaned.
The following morning, the wife discovered the suit covered in dried vomit and started to make threats about cutting her man off from drinking. "But, sweetheart, it was a guy at the pub that did that. He gave me $10 to have it cleaned; look in my jacket pocket if you don't believe me".
The wife said "Do you know the man who did this?"
"Yeah, I think so" replied the husband "Why?"
"You might want to get some more money off him. He's managed to nuts in your pants as well".
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