Post by dalejrfan on Aug 22, 2005 0:30:14 GMT -5
Redneck Engineers
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde haired woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't
have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few
bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and
walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde!
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde haired woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're
supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't
have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few
bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and
walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde!
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"