THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW

[dalejrfan]

THE BLONDE YEAR IN REVIEW
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January: Took her new scarf back to the store
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because it was too tight.
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February: Couldn't work in a pharmacy because
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the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
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March: Got excited when she finished a jigsaw
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puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
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April: Was trapped on an escalator for hours
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when the power went out.
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May: Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of
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water won't fit into those little packets.
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June: Couldn't learn to water ski because she
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couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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July: After losing in a breast stroke swimming
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competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using
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their arms.
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August: Told her blonde friend to hurry when
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trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was
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starting to rain and the top was down.
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September: When asked what the capital of
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California was: answered "C."
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October: Hates M & M's because they are so hard
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to peel.
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November: Baked a turkey for 4 days because the
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instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
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December: Couldn't call 911 because there was no
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"11" on any phone button.