Post by dalejrfan on Aug 22, 2005 0:35:12 GMT -5
TWO ALLIGATORS
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the
swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned
to the bigger one and said,
"I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much
bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same
size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin'
lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait
fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab
'em on the leg, shake the nuts out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real
nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
nuts out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an
not a very nice person and a briefcase
Two alligators were sitting at the side of the
swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned
to the bigger one and said,
"I cain't unnerstand how you kin be so much
bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same
size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, What you been eatin' boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin'
lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait
fer one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab
'em on the leg, shake the nuts out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real
nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the
nuts out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an
not a very nice person and a briefcase