Post by dalejrfan on Sept 18, 2005 12:41:26 GMT -5
A slovenly guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up
to the counter and says, " Hi . . You know, I just hate drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes, food and a
2-bedroom guest house on his estate.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips mostly to
the Swiss Alps in the winter and to Fiji in the summer. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year with monthly increases."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
to the counter and says, " Hi . . You know, I just hate drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes, food and a
2-bedroom guest house on his estate.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips mostly to
the Swiss Alps in the winter and to Fiji in the summer. The starting
salary is $200,000 a year with monthly increases."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."