Post by dalejrfan on Sept 18, 2005 12:43:04 GMT -5
THREE HILLBILLIES...
> Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
>
> 1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid...She bought an air conditioner..."
>
> 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
>
> 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
>
> 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
>
> 1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
>
> 2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
>
> 3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
>
> 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"
>
> 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.
> Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
>
> 1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid...She bought an air conditioner..."
>
> 2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
>
> 1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
>
> 2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
>
> 1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"
>
> 2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
>
> 3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
>
> 1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"
>
> 3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.