Snow !!!

[dalejrfan]

One winter morning in North Dakota, a couple was listening to the radio
while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say; "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said; "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."

The wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."

Then the electric power went off. The wife was very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do.
Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get
through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, the husband said... "Why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time"