Post by dalejrfan on Feb 25, 2006 13:32:18 GMT -5
Jeff Foxworthy on Kentucky..............
If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Kentucky
If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Kentucky
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kentucky
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN:
Vacation means going north or south on I-65 for the weekend
You measure distance in hours
You know several people who have hit deer more than once
You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again
You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to
use them
"Down South" means Tennessee to you
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed
You go out to a tailgate party every Friday
You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Kentucky friends.
If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in Kentucky
If your Dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Kentucky
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kentucky
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TRUE KENTUCKIAN WHEN:
Vacation means going north or south on I-65 for the weekend
You measure distance in hours
You know several people who have hit deer more than once
You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again
You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend or wife knows how to
use them
"Down South" means Tennessee to you
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed
You go out to a tailgate party every Friday
You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Kentucky friends.